Synonyms

My manager is very creative. When he tries to explain something, he likes to use examples that are supposed to explain a complicated situation in an easy way for someone to understand. "There are different ways to skin a cat" is just one of them that is most common. Here some more:
- Business doesn't want to buy a cat on a box!!! (what he means is Business will buy an application that they know what it does and what supports)
- We need to pave the road so the goat doesn't pee on the rug !!!! ( what he really means is that we need to put a clear road map ahead so that teams are not confused and take over work that is not valuable from the business point of view)
- We must make the cow jump the fence so it can eat the grass!!! ( what he means is that we must guide these teams to focus to what is really important for them in order to be efficient)
- We will not spill the milk from the box, but will use a straw!!! (what he really means is that we will not tell to others everything we know, but bring our knowledge out slowly, when requested or when in need)

He is driving me nuts!! One of my colleagues has found a way around and asks "Can you explain that to me in a different way, please?".
Stay tuned to this post as I will be adding more as soon as I hear it from him!

New Additions
- Tell them what you want, developers, PMs, red leather shoes size 73 by Sunday...(What he really means is that you should make it clear what you need in order to deliver what they ask)
- If no requirements, and they need an axe, build them a bottle and if they don't like it build them another one (What he really means is that you start building something until they realise what they need)
- Need to keep the cat in the box. (What he really means is to keep some secrets and not tell everything we know)

Broken hearts in GO train

Copy-paste from the newspaper that I read every evening on the GO, over 5-6 days in the Shout Out section:

@justastrangernow: did you hear anything?
When I read your S/O it was as if I had wrote it
myself. I starting seeing someone and I thought
he was the one. After a few months, things
changed. I miss him so much. I don’t really know
what to do, and I don’t know why? feelingalone

@feelingalone: No, I haven’t heard from her and
never will. Funny how some people express their
true feelings hoping that the other person will
never know the truth. Out of sight, out of mind
I guess. I use to find a silent comfort in knowing
that I mattered to her, but clearly I don’t matter
any more. No one to blame but myself for clinging
to this stupid hope and falling for a person who
doesn’t care for me. I learned that there is no
fate, just coincidences. - Justastrangernow

@justastrangernow: Not 100% certain you are
writing to me. I wrote something similar to a
man I care for, but not a year ago. I read your
response to @feelingalone & I’m still not sure,
but do want to reach out. Maybe you should try
calling her. I know I’ve thought about calling him,
but I’m scared of rejection. I miss having him as a
work husband, miss his charm, sense of humour.
I’m urging you to get past her not responding
to your S/O, as you can’t be certain she read it.
He has been out of sight for 6 months, but I still
think of him. We had something that comes once
in a lifetime. It’s a shame ... @still your sweetie

justastrangernow: it’s hard when you fall for
someone who is in love with someone else.
It’s harder when you think they loved you but
realize too late that they never really cared @
feelingalone

Hey Justastrangernow: All of us fellows who
are unlucky with the opposite sex are feeling
your pain, man. And since you now have some
free time to ponder whether life is of fate or
coincidence, I propose an ideally suited summer
reading novel to help you along: Bridge of San
Luis Rey, by Thornton Wilder. Georgetown Gord


Not just girls are broken hearted. This is something good, something that should make women believe that love does exists. And on the other side, is a proof to men that women are mean. What is the truth? What should we take as a fact? Maybe there are men out there that might think like this about me. I have been in situations like this before myself. I don't know what to say but sometimes we do fall for the wrong person, and sometimes the wrong person gets closer to us and makes us believe things we should not believe, makes us feel emotions we should not feel for them and makes us fall in love with the person we should not.

Sometimes immersing yourself in that one other person on an otherwise ordinary day, can be the best highlight of the day.They can bring out things in you which may never normally express or feel.I used to have a daily travelling companion and our conversations were sometimes the only thing I used to look forward to. Our talks could be elaborate, stupid, complex and sensual – all at the same time. I miss this person a lot in ways that are hard to define, and I still haven’t found a suitable replacement for my fellow traveller. - Anonymous <3

Who sucked up my energy?

I met some friends during the weekend, to a kid's birthday party. I thought I had fun and as usual, made some jokes here and there. And then, today, I got two emails from two different people, worried about me. One said she mist my jokes and fun and the other one said I have become very quiet.
I am doing a survey about my performance at work, and one of the comments I got was "Express more energy, but not as much as Jeff", where Jeff is this guy that is 24/7 pumped up. He is so energetic that he can't just type, he has some weird gadgets that transforms his talk to writing.
In my head, i was thinking I have become really chatty. I find myself talking all the time at work and with my friends. So I am trying to figure out what is going on here and as I read back what they said, I see that they are not saying I am not talking. They are saying I have less energy than before.
WHO SUCKED UP MY ENERGY?
In my new job, I am dealing a lot with coaching and being coached. While I have taken the coaching seriously, I had a bit of resistance being coached. The group that is coaching me is made up of an experienced coach and a bunch of apprentices. The apprentices are all kids that just finished MBA, but dressed in contractor suits all day they look older. They are maybe 10 years younger than me but have the attitude "Listen to me, this is how it must be done". I have a problem with that. Pisses me off!!
So I took a position where I almost ignored them, especially a couple of them. I chose to talk with only a couple that didn't come with that attitude and actually knew how to talk and what to say.
On the other side, with my team members, we used our lunch time to vent off all the "Us vs. Them" issues we faced day in- day out.
One of the books I started reading for my new job, explained me something: There are 3 levels of coaching: Follow the rule, Break the rule, Be the rule.
I read it as just one of the things explained in the book, but then after that, it hit me. These guys, see us as contingent that MUST Follow the rule! While, we were hired to BE the rule. So we are constantly heading each-other. They do not want us to even Break the rule, just Follow the rule.
I am tired of this and I find myself constantly breaking the rule and trying to be the rule. But then I watched an episode of "The pitch". The story was about 2 ad companies competing to win the marketing role on a company that was focused on women products. One ad company was made by women, 100%. The other one was made by men with one women. The women from that team did all the right questions to push these guys to the right path of thinking. At the end she came up with the right pitch and they won. The company with 99% men won over the company made 100% by women, over an ad for women products!!! And guess what! The asswholes did not even recognize her contribute. They did not say "We won this because of you"! They actually complained about her way of debating with them and pushing them with questions and discussions!
I think I am probably doing the same for my team. I am being that women that pushes them until they make the right decision but because of my "feisty-ness" I am not recognized. So, I am getting to a point where I am stepping once notch back and let the others in my team step it one notch up. I am losing my energy! I am losing my attitude to talk and doubt everything I hear. Good/Bad?
The good part is that I will probably make it to recover my reputation at work. The bad thing is that I am losing my reputation with my friends. I am drained!